Candy Tax Collector | Funny Halloween Statement T-Shirt

Because someone has to collect the parental fees. Candy Tax Collector is the funny Halloween shirt for every mom and dad who believes that raising the kid earns you first dibs on the haul.

Wear it while you supervise trick-or-treating, inspect the loot for safety reasons that are definitely about safety, or gently remind everyone who paid for the costume. Funny, a little ruthless, and the perfect Halloween shirt for parents who are working the night shift on October 31st. Let them trick-or-treat. You will handle the audit.

Why You'll Love It

• Parent humor that gets a laugh on every driveway
• Reads clearly in the dark on a black tee
• Classic and Ladies cuts, sizes through 5XL
• Soft 100% cotton, short sleeve, crew neck
• Great Halloween gift for the mom or dad who runs the candy operation

Get It Before Halloween

Order by Monday, October 19 and standard shipping gets it to you before Halloween. Every shirt is printed to order, so give it a few days.

Two parents, two collectors — and two tees puts you near free shipping on orders $60+.

Product Details

• Fabric: 100% cotton
• Fit: Classic (relaxed unisex) or Ladies cut — see size chart
• Sizes: Small through 5XL
• Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, do not bleach
• Origin: Imported garment, printed in the USA