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Candy Tax Collector | Funny Halloween Statement T-Shirt

Candy Tax Collector | Funny Halloween Statement T-Shirt

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Because someone has to collect the parental fees. This Candy Tax Collector Halloween statement tee is for every mom or dad who believes that raising kids = first dibs on the candy haul. Funny, cute, and just a little bit ruthless, this shirt is your official badge of authority on Halloween night.

Whether you're supervising trick-or-treating, inspecting the loot (for safety, obviously), or just reminding your kids who paid for the costume - they’ll get the message: tax season starts October 31st.

Let them trick-or-treat. You’ll handle the audit. Add to cart and make your candy claim official.

  • Designed and Assembled in the USA
  • 100% Cotton
  • Short Sleeves
  • DTG Print
  • Extended Sizes Available

Product Details

  • Fabric: 100% US-grown cotton (Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton)
  • Fit: Unisex, standard fit — see size chart
  • Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, do not bleach
  • Made in: Honduras with US-grown cotton
  • Printed by: T-Shirt Gang (USA)
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